Radical Quaker

GEB

1. Me: Oh my god I'm so angry at "Godel, Escher, Bach" right now.
2. Cweed: ok lets talk it out
3. Cweed: are you in a safe place?
4. Cweed: is it still threatening you?
5. Cweed: I need you to calm down
6. Cweed: what is your address
7. Me: (Address removed)
8. Me: I think I have it locked in my closet.
9. Cweed: ok the police are on their way
10. Me: Thank you, sir.
11. Ellipsis: ...
12. Me: I think the book is lying to me.
13. Me: Or maybe that's the point...
14. Me: MY MIND IS BLOWN.
15. Cweed: you have no idea
16. Cweed: you're doing it right though
17. Me: I'm afraid.
18. Me: I read it under the covers with a flashlight.